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Portal Cake

Based on an “recipe” Easter egg  in the video game “Portal,” the fan-created cake is just your basic devil’s food cake with chocolate frosting. The fun is in the garnishing. I’ve included the various garnishes Stevin and I chose for his 13th birthday cake, but various versions exist on the web. (Personally, I’ve begun to wonder what a strawberry-rhubarb jelly might add to the flavor as a filling.)

Ingredients

Cake:

Filling:

Topping:

Garnish:

Preparation

  1. Prepare a two-layer devil’s food cake as instructed on the packaging. Cool completely and brush off excess crumbs. Place on serving tray.
  2. Spread top of one of the cake halves with vanilla frosting. Sprinkle with Goldfish Crackers. Place top half of cake on top of filling layer.
  3. Put the chocolate frosting in a bowl. Whip frosting on high speed until fluffier. Frost the cake.
  4. Separate Oreos and remove the white filling from every cookie.
  5. Put the cookie parts in food processor until it is small crumbs. Dust the cake.
  6. Roll the Oreo filling into 8 to 10 balls the size of a large walnut, then flattened into thick disks. Place the disks equidistant apart around the edge of the top of the cake. Place a strawberry on top of each disk.
  7. Place the candle in the center of the cake, and add other garnishes as preferred.

Notes

Yields 8-10 servings